Open Letter to Mr. Ricky Martin

Dear Ricky,

I don't think you're gay.  I think you are bored, spoiled, oversexualized, probably more than a little bit perverted, and that this is a last ditch attempt to save your floundering career.  Pretty sure you'll be back to straight once you fall into obscurity again.

Regards,

Drew

(I mean, really, why do has-beens feel the need to come out when no one even cares what they're doing in their personal life?  They're not doing any favors to anyone, not even the agenda to which they currently ascribe.  Bleh.  Everyone knows they only play Ricky Martin songs on the oldies stations anymore, right Melody?)