After reading Matt's series of bizarre and interesting messages left on his phone obviously for someone else, I was quite surprised when I had my own series of misdirected text messages! Here is the dialogue, between me and Mystery Texter:
MT: Hey bro guess who?
Me: Erm... Walt Disney?!?
MT: Umm...starts with an h.
Me: Harry Potter! Of course, that was my next guess.
MT: I was thinking down the lines of hot stuff...
Me: Oh, of course... Also know as?...
Me: I'm not a hata!
MT: Are too. What u doing?
Me: Working, getting ready to mow the lawn. You?
MT: Who dis?
Me: You tell me, you texted me first.
MT: I think i got the wrong number.
And there you have it. This is somewhat amusing, but mostly annoying because it cost me some of my precious reservoir of allowed texts! I never know when people call or text me, because they could be mission friends or something, whose number I don't have yet.
But snaps to them for use of the words "hata" and "dis", and of course for referring to themself as "hot stuff."